30 April 2012
26 April 2012
The Geometry hearts.
"When two parallel lines are cut by a transversal, the alternate interior angles are always equal. In our heart case, children, angles a and b are equal. a = b!"
Little Rina-Katerina was looking speechless at her teacher. Mrs. GeomeTree was using Rina-Katerina's heart sweater to teach the above theory.
Rina-Katerina wished all teachers were imaginative and fun like Mrs. GeomeTree! Not like Mr. Algebra who picks his nose all the time, then makes meatball-shaped bogies that he...
a. keeps in his special bogie box
b. uses for "2X+3X=?" equations where X=1 bogie ball
c. throws at pigeons to stop their annoying, diarrhea habits.
If all teachers in the world were like Mrs. GeomeTree, everyone would wanna go to school! No?
23 April 2012
The Guerilla heart.
My uncle used to say this: "No matter what my political beliefs are, no man's head deserves to be hanged on a square for people to cheer and look at". Decades after this man's death, these things still happen. It must be the animal instinct that never goes away.
pre-heart picture: street art spotted at Goudi, Athens.
18 April 2012
The traffic lights heart.
The city Lou would like to visit has empty boulevards. No cars. No claxons. The smaller streets are made of concrete, the tiny paths are pebbled. Traffic lights work in mysterious ways coz they're not needed, the air smells of herbs and the rain can be swallowed. Give it a name on the count of three. 1, 2...
Drawing made by Diana.
17 April 2012
Hardy's shoeprint |
Hardy with shoes back on |
Hardy's reflexology heart - PART II.
...Continued from "Laurel's reflexology heart".
The mountain guru left Laurel laughing in the studio. He went over to Hardy and told him the same thing he'd told Laurel: "There's a spot on the sole of your foot that connects to the heart!" Hardy's eyes popped out with excitement.
But when he took off his left shoe and sock to let the guru show him the secret spot, a strange smell of boiled cauliflower and dinosaur egg yolks, swam in the air. Hardy's feet reeked so much, he had to put back on his sock and shoe in no time!
Dissapointed, the guru drew a heart on Hardy's shoe sole and left the studio thinking how irresistibly similar Laurel & Hardy were.
16 April 2012
Laurel's shoeprint |
Laurel with shoes on |
Laurel's reflexology heart - PART I.
Laurel refused to take off his shoes after the shooting of the "Big Bussiness" in 1929.
He thought it funny that a mountain guru was telling him there's a point on the sole of your foot that connects to the heart. His giggles echoed in the studio. The guru got angry. He grabbed Laurel's shoe sole, drew on it the heart-point and went off to find Hardy. He was secretly hoping for a better reaction.
13 April 2012
The stone heart.
Mr. Stone was lying on the beach of a gorgeous Greek island. That was till a relative found him, kidnapped him and asked me to keep him safe until the next summer vacation. Mr. Stone is single but hopes to find mutual love in the face of another heart-shaped existing stone in one of the beaches of this world.
11 April 2012
The horse riding stick heart.
My granny's great great great granny bought this riding stick some centuries ago. My family believes this one and the one previously published on this blog are related. My father spent years on the study of the resembling horses and came to a logical conclusion:
They must have been bought at the same Athenian market. The shop had been run by the same family of sellers and it was passed on to the sons after each father's death.
I personally don't care about this information. I just want to know WHERE the other half of the heart is.
9 April 2012
The hammock heart.
Hey little one,
While growing up you'll hear stories about luxurious resorts topping worldwide lists. Sand dunes made of expensive, golden-painted grains and exquisite hotels dressed in Asia's finest satin. You'll hear of private beaches with secret-password whispers and of priceless design goods carved with skinny tribal hands.
While hearing about all this, don't let anyone, EVER, convince you that this is what beauty is all about.
Picture taken from http://www.sweetydesign.com/
8 April 2012
The ballerina heart.
After a rough draft, one year's hours were needed for Meredith to draw Rina Ballerina's painting. Meredith asked Rina Ballerina to chose what she wanted to hold while posing. And she chose the most common thing in the world. A heart whose holder she secretly hoped to meet one day.
2 April 2012
The weapon heart.
A couple of full moons ago, the Doon Badoon modern tribe decided to give peace a chance.
Now, when commerce or border related disputes arise, the villagers of Doon Badoon do all their pride-dealings with handrawn weapons.
They shoot with paper guns.
They hit with origami boomerangs and torture with chains made of wrapping paper.
They belong to the first imaginary tribe of modern history that says hello to the other side of weaponry.
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